This May Work, but I Doubt It.
Humour is that which most efficiently recognizes that we are living in an imperfect world, with imperfect arguments and things that are insane, illogical, and irrational. And the only way we can live with that fact is to laugh.
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A month or so ago, two young girls were approached by a man on a bike who was apparently trying to kidnap them. The girls were walking home from school, and he grabbed one of them and she screamed and fought. Then he approached the other, but neighbors were paying attention. The girls go to the same school that Brother goes to. Thankfully a few weeks later they caught the man and he is in jail. Of course we have had several conversations around our house about this situation and how well prepared the girls were to handle it.
Last night on the news they were doing reinactments with children of different scenarios where pretators may try to assult or abduct children. We weren’t really watching it because we were eating dinner.
Brother’s chair faces the tv, (which is usually of durning dinner, btw) and he was watching a man try to stuff a girl into a trunk. Of course, we started discussing this, and after several minutes brother told me that I didn’t have to worry if someone tried to kidnap him from in front of the house, because I would be able to hear him scream. This is the conversation that followed.
Me: So, what if he put his had across your mouth?
Brother: I would bite it and kick him.
Me: What if he was so strong you couldn’t get loose?
Brother: I would say, hey, look, there’s your mother (pointing his finger behind him) then run away.
Me: Well, there you go.
I swear I have no clue where the boy comes up with this stuff?